I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My balls are so social today.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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