I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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