Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
