All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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