her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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