do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I did not marry a roomba.
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