Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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