you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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