Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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