kristin has been a bad kristin
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
