Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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