Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
