and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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