How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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