At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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