So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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