For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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