you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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