my vag is so smooth its legendary
She announced her abortion via fbk
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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