It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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