Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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