Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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