I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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