even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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