Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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