We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It's blow job season.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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