The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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