O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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