it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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