So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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