batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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