A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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