I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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