I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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