Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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