You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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