She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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