Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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