She is in my trunk
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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