Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
