Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
