We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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