I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I puked a lego.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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