office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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