it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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