So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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