I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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