: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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