Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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