After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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