that's an acceptable place to lick
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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