How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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