can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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