Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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