you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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