Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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